chekhov:

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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I CANTBREATH

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maravilhanaervilha:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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a-not-so-typical-imouto:

How to deal break-ups in a Zooey Deschanel way. 

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pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

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lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

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notsopale:

rnickey:

no one is allowed to forget this

Ever

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